Happy Birthday Jo!!!
Had a great day with Jo-Be-Doh yesterday.
We met a an Italian restaurant.
I ate 6 loaves of bread and she had a salad.
We then shared a kitchen sponge with cinnamon.
They called it bread pudding.
And our waitress was AWOL.
Which irritated Jo to no end.
It was fun to watch.
We then went to see the movie "The Help".
We had both read the book
so it was fun to watch together.
Go see Jo and tell her Happy Birthday.
And tell her she has nice thighs.
And tell her Gomer says "Hey".
So, I suppose you're all still hangin around
to see that craft fail, huh?
You're all sickos.
Wanting to feel better about yourselves
because of my inadequacies.
That's what I'm here for.
So, I have this office chair.
It kinda sorta looked like this.
Except imagine that your cat had used it
as a scratching post for the past three years.
You got that picture in your head?
You are thinking that I couldn't possibly have
made it look any worse.
That's what I thought too.
I took a vintage sheet and covered it.
And stapled it.
Yes, you heard me right.
I STAPLED IT!
With a stapler.
Because that's what I had.
And now you're thinking,
"Oh, that's not so bad, Holly is so melodramatic!"
See how I knew what you were thinking?
Let's just take a looksee at the back.
There was just too much fabric and
I couldn't get it fold under without
bunching up and it was a mess.
And I was tired.
And I was frustrated.
So I cut the fabric straight up the back
and just tied it in a bow.
Oh, the Shame!
If one person tells me,
"It's not so bad."
I'll send the dadblame thing to you C.O.D.,
I swear I will!