I know, hard to imagine I would say anything that would offend.
Blogger is making me feel guilty.
About something I may or may not have done.
You messin with me?
Or did all my friends leave me all at the same time?
Did they all get together and decide to abandon me?
Did they hold a secret meeting?
Under the cover of darkness?
Were snacks involved?
I'm sure I'm not thinking too highly of myself
to assume they would take the time to do that.
And it's not just me.
A lot of Bloggers have been offensive.
Because no one has friends.
I miss your little faces.