Tuesday, March 1, 2011

How to Survive without Your Wife - Part One Tutorial

Dear Husband,
I love you.
I do.
But just in case anything ever happens to me.....

1)  DO NOT PANIC
2)  Push the left side of the plastic holder toward the center.

3)  Pull the holder out and slide the empty cardboard roller off.
4)  Locate new roll of toilet paper and hold with the flap extending "OVER" the roll.
5)Slide the new roll onto the holder and and press the plastic piece into the wall mounted holder.
6)  Use sparingly.
God loves you and so do I.

Your Loving Wife,

Holly
xxx-ooo

18 comments:

Melynda said...

Bookmarking this! Then when I have to be gone, he will be OK! (on that end, anyway)

ain't for city gals said...

You just have to wonder, don't you? One comment left on my blog after my housekeeping mini rant was that it is like stringing a necklace of pearls without a knot in the end...that about sums it up!

Karen said...

;0)!!! Cute TP holder by the way!

JE Melton said...

Hilarious! I have a file on my computer called "When JE dies"--morbid, I know, but how else will he know what to do about a million things? This is being added, today!

Tammy said...

LOL!!!

Mikalah said...

SOOO cute. You are too funny. I think my hubby needs to see this one! He loves to replace the toilet paper by just setting it on the bathroom counter. Haha!

just call me jo said...

Most men are clueless. Why is that? But ya gotta love 'em. (maybe)

Beth@The Stories of A to Z said...

LOL! This is perfect :)!

Laraine Eddington said...

He couldn't do it without the stunning and helpful photos. Well done.

Kris said...

Hysterical!!!

I'm Cindy said...

I am going to admit, I am just as bad. I often just place the TP on top of the holder. LOL

Ann said...

What a hoot! and so true. What is it with men and the activities of daily living anyway? Guess we'll never know.

Blessings, Ann

I'm Cindy said...

Does it count if the new TP roll is placed on top of the empty roll? It's soooo close....

Tabitha said...

ROFL! I'm definitely sending this one to my husband.

A.Vang said...

Way too funny! I have spent the last 45 minutes reading your blog and you are hilarious! I can't get enough! Thank You!

Auntie Bliss said...

Waaaahhhh!!! Hahhahaahaaa!!!! So funny :)

jskell911 said...

That's funny! I had to do a tutorial for "The Art of filling an ice cube tray" on my blog for my guys

Ceekay- Thinkin of Home said...

I am so sorry to tell you this...but you see, husbands can not change toilet paper rolls. It isn't their fault...they just do not have the brain activity in that area. They occasionally might try....but it won't last. Trust me on this....my husband was born without that gene, and he passed it on to my son....I am sure there must be some research group working on this disability...but I wouldn't hold your breath...I'm just sayin'