Wednesday, March 23, 2011

For the love of the Pink Refrigerator

Without him:
Only two grocery bags would be carried in at a time.

The oil in the lawnmower would never get changed.

The trash would pile up in the kitchen.

The batteries wouldn’t get changed in the remotes.

The 35 lb. bag of dog food would still be sitting in the back of my Jeep.

I wouldn’t know how to play Texas Hold’em.

The newspapers would still be on the driveway.

I would buy more vintage aprons and not feel the need to hide them in my closet.

And my kitchen would look like this because I'm a girl:
Without me:

He wouldn’t take his blood pressure medicine.

He would run out of toilet paper.

The lamps would be replaced with neon beer signs.

He would be walking around with buttered toast crumbs in his whiskers.

He would eat bologna sandwiches and BBQ potato chips for dinner every night.

He would have a new 72 inch TV sitting in front of the living room window.

He would be able to sit in silence through a NASCAR race without interruption.

He would be in the fishing lure of the month club.

And his house would look like this because he's insane:
I'm just sayin......
 
Holly
xxx-ooo

16 comments:

just call me jo said...

Good one. Do we all have the same husband? (I think I'll be wearing long levis and close toed shoes Fri. I'm freezing. Just sayin'.)

Tammy said...

HaHa!! Too true!!! Love it! I was wondering where you were! I was going to call the search parties to go look for you to do another post. =P Missed ya!

A.Vang said...

HeHe! Maybe you could get the pink fridge and he could get the 72" T.V.!! Good Stuff! Good Stuff!

Kris said...

That is so funny Holly!! And so true. I my house, it would be ugly!!! UGLY!!! Hey, did I tell you my Greg drives a Jeep too? He says it is his favorite car EVER! Mine would be my Suburbans. I have had two, and they were by far and away, my favs!

A.Vang said...

P.S. no matter what don't let him talk you into the floating camper boat thing!(GUFFAW!)

Genn said...

LOL Now THAT is funny. And you are probably spot on with everything. :)

BrownFamily said...

This is just perfect!

Val said...

Haha! You always make me laugh, Holly.

I'm fully convinced that anyone out there who says that men and women are the same has never had a husband or a brother. :)

laraine@eddfam.com said...

So glad you found each other!

Dina said...

yep, it's for sure!...we are living parallel lives!

I'm Cindy said...

I hear ya!! Tommy hung his beer can wind chime on my back patio. I told him I will never change my mind, it belongs in the garage. great post!! I wish I was clever like you. Hope to see you soon.

ain't for city gals said...

I know one thing...our husbands would get along...though there may not be much talking..lol...looking forward to Friday. (that trailer on the fishing dock does appeal to me a little bit !

Melynda said...

Girl, you are a hoot! But I am kind of smitten with that little get away trailer on the water!

corners of my life said...

Sounds like a win-win partnership to me.

Mikalah said...

Haha, this one made me giggle! You are TOO funny. That kitchen is amazing!

Tabitha said...

Wait...the oil in the lawn mower needs changing?!? I guess it's a really good thing I'm not in charge of outdoor stuff around here. lol