I was sitting in the parking lot at Kohl’s the other morning waiting for it to open. I had a few minutes to spare so I grabbed my cell and called my girlfriend. We had chatted for about ten minutes and I wanted to check the time to see how much longer I had to wait for the store to open.
I was rummaging through my purse and I said, “ I think I lost my cell phone. It’s not in my purse.”
My girlfriend, Bless her heart, said, “Are you sure you brought it with you?”