I Feel Saucy

I Feel Saucy.

Kinda Like This.

Only more roundy-like.

And with shorter legs.

And shorter hair.

And butt dimples.

Other than that,

I feel just like that.

Because I've been wearing sundresses.

I've never been a sundress wearer until this summer.

But let me tell you a thing or two.

They are delightful.

Easy to throw on when in a hurry.

Like Meemaw's mumu only cuter.

They hide tummy bulges,

and ugly thighs.

I want to wear them everywhere.

I want to be known as the girl in the sundress.

Or the lady, whatever.

And when you're riding around in the car you can blow

the air conditioner straight up your skirt.

It's not only allowed,

it's actually encouraged by passing truck drivers.

I should know.

I'm married to a bonafide truck driver.

He tells me these things.

So throw on a sundress.

Feel Saucy.

Or Don't.

Whatever blows your skirt up.

Linking up here:

Holly

xxx-ooo