Friday, March 1, 2013

Drug Update

Thought I’d pop in and give you an update on my drug situation.

My husband has sleep apnea
 and last night we had a man from Home Health come over 
to show Brian how to use a CPAP machine.

I had taken my very first muscle relaxer 
about an hour before he got here.

The man spent about 15 minutes showing us how to 
use the machine and describing how it worked 
and then looked at me and asked, 
"Do you have any questions?"

And I said, "About what?”

Brian explained to the man that I was on muscle relaxers 
and then asked me how I was feeling.

I told him that I thought it was working really well 
because all of a sudden I felt really pretty.

Then things got awkward and the man left.




Melynda and Terry, we are the Browns! said...

Too funny! Home health comes to see my tenants all the time, my guess is that they have more fun at your house.....

just call me jo said...

Were you naked? You look naked in the drawing? Did you disrobe for the Home Health guy? Oh, dear, Hol. Maybe you need to sleep. Lots of sleep, hon.

lifeinredshoes said...

I should haver used the bathroom before reading Jo's comment!
My husband also uses a c pap, great invention, now we both sleep :)
Going to change my britches now!

Bethany said...

when I was about 8 a guy came to our house to sell encycopedias. I decided to hang upside down off of as much of our furniture as I could with my skirt and shirt blouse following suit. My mom yelled at me afterwards for being a bit of an exhibitionist. I have no idea why neither she nor my father told me to knock it off and sit still. The lack of admonishment encouraged me, I suppose. I was too young to notice awkwardness but I guess the guy felt quite so. Maybe that's why my parents bought the books (that were pretty crappy).

Happier Than a Pig in Mud said...

"About what?"... Is that wrong??? 'Cause I pretty much feel like that all the time without pills:@) Glad you're feeling better!

Lisa Tucker said...

Bahahahahahahaha!!!!! Please post every day of pill usage...:))))))

Anonymous said...

Them pills are dangerous.....lcuky Brian was home to explain!!!

RoeH said...

I read too fast and I read that machine as being a CRAP machine so all through the post I was wondering what the heck if a crap machine. I think I need one of your pills!

Kris said...

lord have mercy! She gone!!
xo Kris

Robyn said...

LOL!! You are a riot!! Im really sorry hubby has to wear a CPAP.. How is adjusting to it? How are you adjusting to it? when you're not on muscle relaxers that is.. LOL

Linda said...

I just caught up on your are just too funny! I haven't laughed for a few days...between a cracked tooth...a pain in my hip and car get thanks! I needed to visit you!! Have a great day!!

susie @ persimmon moon cottage said...

I woke the dog laughing out loud about you and your muscle relaxers! They really do "relax" a person, don't they?