Yesterday (Dang, that's a creative title!)

How many times can I talk about cookies

before you stop following me?

Did you know I like cookies?

Did you know my husband likes cookies?

Did you know that I can't stop making them?

Did you know my pants don't fit?

I got out my all time favorite cooking utensils

to make these babies!

What??!!

You don't use a hammer to make cookies?

That's OK, I won't hold it against you.

I couldn't find toffee pieces in my grocery store.

The cashier told me they were seasonal.

I asked what season they would be available.

She told me

"In the Fall."

Oooooookay.

I didn't let that stop me because

I was on a serious cookie mission

and there are very few things that are as important

as being on a cookie mission.

At least that's what I told myself yesterday.

So I bought Heath bars and smashed them to bits.

This may wake your dog up off the couch

who will start barking at you

every time you hit the candy bars with your hammer.

BAM!

WOOF! WOOF!

SHUT UP!!

BAM!

WOOF WOOF!

SHUT UP!!

And so on.

It was worth it.

Once again I will not be posting the recipe.

Again, this is not a cooking blog.

Regardless of what Kris and Genn say.

They tell me that because I have cooking utensils

in my background that this is a cooking blog

 and I should supply recipes.

I will say this once.

Those are not cooking utensils!

They are eating utensils!

I eat!

But I will go ahead and provide the link

to the recipe.

Because I'm nice like that.
You can find it here.
I love this site, she has wonderful
recipes and a great sense of humor.

While waiting for the cookies to bake
I decided to clean out my junk drawer.
I took pictures for you
because I wouldn't want you to miss out.

Before

Don't you have a shower cap in your
kitchen junk drawer?
See that screwdriver?
It's the only one my husband lets me use.
I hate it because it goes all bendy
and I don't know how to lock it into place.

I'm throwing all of these away.
I have no idea what they go to.
My husband doesn't know either
but he told me not to throw them away.
We haven't used them in a few years.
I'm throwing them away.
He's going to need one next week and
I will have to explain myself.
Or I will just get that look on my face and act like
I don't understand English.
I'm throwing them away.

I did a pretty good job of
cleaning out that drawer.
Can I get a high five?

After the cookie baking,
I went out and met Jo for lunch.
having lunch with Jo is one of my favorite things
to do in the whole wide world.

She came loaded with goodies
for my birthday.
Don't you love it when your
birthday lasts for an entire month?

Cute red dishtowels and cupcake holdery thingies.
Love them.
And then I pulled this out of the bag.

A vintage table cloth in near perfect condition.
Does this woman know me or what?
I love it!!
I love it more than cookies.
I love it more than throwing keys away.
I may love it more than Diet Coke.

Hope everyone has a great weekend.

Holly
xxx-ooo