Showing posts with label goodies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label goodies. Show all posts

Friday, August 26, 2011

I Should Make You Sign a Waiver

I should make you sign a waiver
because when you see this
you could die from the cuteness!
And if that doesn't do it,
you could die from the disappointment.

I have a stalker.
I know, you're jealous right?
Bev has been blog stalking me for quite some time.
And we email back and forth.
I've been calling her Gladys Kravitz
and she calls me Samantha.
And she is hilarious.


She doesn't look like that though.
She looks like this:

But in real life, she's probably not this blurry.
But I've never met her so I can't be sure.
I took this pic from her Blogger profile.

But from looking at this picture you can tell that
1) She reads books
2) She plays the piano
3)  She only wears black slacks
4)  She weaves giant rugs

Actually I have no idea if any of that is true.
Just work with me here, people.

Anyway, I received a package from her in the mail today.
Look what she made for me.
Ready to die from the cuteness of it all?

Tea Towels!
Or as Bev calls them,
Completely useless non-absorbent towels.
Click on the images to see them up enlarged.

Look Closer:


Embroidered in Aqua and Red!
My two favorite colors.

I am in love with these.
I would marry them if I could.
Shoot, I would even marry Bev if I could.

***Awkward Pause***

So, did the cuteness kill ya?

Here's the disappointment.

Bev does not have a blog.

I know, right???!!

I've been trying to convince her to get started
and join the ranks.
But she's holding out on us.

So, what I am asking you to do is,
if you leave a comment on this post,
can you write it for Bev.
And tell her she needs to start a blog?
And an Etsy shop?

Because, really, who wouldn't buy one of these?
Or two?
Doesn't every blogger need a completely useless
non-absorbent tea towel with your name on it?

I know I did.

Gladys,
You are awesome!
Thank you! Thank you! Thank You!

Sam
xxx-ooo